[ Don't mind him, he's just sitting over here on the table where you picked up your rooming assignment - on the table - with a folder of his own in his lap. He may or may not have also leaned over and snuck a peak at said rooming assignment and decided that since she's so shocked by the roommate factor he's gonna be a troll now. ]

I know, right? Weird. You gotta wonder who it could possibly be.

[ Said oh-so-casually, as he holds a conspicuous piece of paper in his hands. ]

Just think, it could be anybody in this entire room!

[ Sliiiiding that piece of paper casually across the table. For absolutely no reason. No reason at all. ]

They could be right next to you and you'd never know. Crazy, huh?

[ Just. Staring up at the ceiling. Whistling. And twiddling his thumbs. Don't mind him, don't mind him at all. ]