Well, they are experts at thievery and escaping.

[He inclines his head with a small shrug, pausing at the name thing. It sounded weird to name your child 'The', but then again he was named after an unwanted throat reflex, so he wasn't really one to talk.]

If it's any consolation, it makes you sound like one of a kind. 'The' is generally reserved for the beginning of titles when it comes to people after all.